I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (McSweeney's, The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
Life's weird, right?
I’m watching Wallander because I’m slightly fatigued of watching the same six episodes of Sherlock on a shuffle and a loop, and let me tell you fine folks that THEY ARE NOT THE SAME.
Instead of a cheeky bromance, I just saw a female detective have to shoot two German shepherds who were attacking her and Kenneth Branaugh and then she was bludgeoned with a hammer by the dogs’ evil owner and there was also an arm of a pregnant girl chopped in pieces by a propeller and a jaw bone in a garden and Lady Jessica looks pale and wan and there are teen prostitutes and JESUS CHRIST WHY DID I START AT THE END OF THE SERIES???? I NEED THE EARLY EPISODES WITH TOM HIDDLESTON TO GET ME THROUGH.