I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
That thing where you put on black tights and then two hours later you’re in the office and you notice they’re brown tights so you take them off in the ladies room and now you’re hoping that no one noticed that you were wearing brown tights, but more importantly you’re hoping that no one notices that you’re now wearing no tights, but of the utmost importance, you’re hoping no one noticed that you were wearing brown tights and now you’re wearing no tights and you just carried a wad of brown tights from the ladies room back to your cubicle under your armpit.