I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
Life's weird, right?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I should hasten to add…about me and Hunter…
…we are supposed to maybe swing by about a dozen different shoe stores scattered all over Florida later today.
And I have never lied more in my life than I have today.
Why couldn’t I just say I’m calling for research?
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bridgessquares said:
Ugh, I had to do that same thing once for a temp job. Though instead of a would-be-parent, I had a car that needed servicing, which was either a Ford or Toyota or whatever, depending… I did not give my car a name, though I should have.
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