I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Signed my lease today.
I am officially a resident of Park Slope come October.
I also walked over 7 miles, did an open mic, and ate a bagel, a weird salad with no lettuce in it, some peach and blueberry pie and the blandest thai fried rice I’ve ever eaten.
It’s been a day.
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wonderwanda said:
Park Slope is gorgeous! I hope your apartment is amazing. Watch out for the stroller brigade, I would take full liberty with kicking bitchass toddlers in the face.
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danisdapper said:
i don’t think you ate a salad
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