I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
So, this guy’s name is Wagner, which is a German name, even though he’s Brazilian. He’s 56 and that’s his pregnant 20 year old girlfriend. She’s pregnant because in his words, “We’d stopped using contraception so it was inevitable, because she’s young and fertile. I’m like a vampire – I only like young blood.”
Oh, and he was a finalist in X-Factor the same season One Direction came in third (THIRD?!?!?!?) and I’m confused and my head hurts and I think my stomach may also be churning and I will now be tracking down this insane season of British reality TV on youtube this weekend, because ONE DIRECTION ONLY PLACED THIRD!?!?!?!?!?
/Meghan out
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stilljenn said:
OH MAN WAGNER, I thought I’d never have to see his face again. He was a novelty act that Louis put through because he’s a nasty little Irish bastard (no offense, haha).
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