I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (McSweeney's, The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
Life's weird, right?
9:36 AM Hmmm…I’ve been eating a ton of crap lately. Maybe I should watch what I eat and stuff. I’ll start having like, eggs and grapefruit for breakfast.
9:46 AM Mmmmm…I’m gonna get dressed and get a bagel.