I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (McSweeney's, The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
Life's weird, right?
I am stuck in an elevator. I am stuck in an elevator. All I wanted was Chipotle, but I saw a screw pop off the elevator as the doors closed and then for five minutes I thought I was going to die but now I’m cool and on the ground floor but I’m still stuck. All I wanted was Chipotle.