I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Which makes me wonder how music would have changed if Morrissey had grown up next to a Chipotle.
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Please, Please, Please Let Me Get Extra Meat I Started Something I Couldn’t Finish So May I Have a To-Go Bag, Please?...