I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
GPOY giving your straight male friends romance advice.
You know, one of the things that surprised me the most on Tuesday night was how every woman who got up on stage told a story about how awkward they were at dating (except for the one who loved dating (weirdo)).
Several gorgeous, funny, and intelligent women basically revealed how they were awkward at something you would expect them all to be good at.
My romantic dream in life is to fall in love and get married to my best friend without ever having to go on a fucking date with him. Ugh. The texting and the flirting and the mixed signals and the game playing and the “what is this?” talks. YUCK TO THE MAX.
IT SMELLS.
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linkigi reblogged this from mizbingley and added:
That’s me right there on the table, with Julia trying to correct for me being an idiot. Dan is holding the camera.
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mizbingley reblogged this from megsokay and added:
And here I thought I was the only one this is great.
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danisdapper said:
“Never order your date her wine for her. That is a special bond between her and those grapes.”
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khealywu said:
This might be my favorite scene in this film. JK it definitely is.
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section9 reblogged this from megsokay and added:
What is this? Is this a date? (seriously, that was one of my favorite parts)
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growingpangs reblogged this from megsokay and added:
This is a fairly accurate depiction of the exchange (“I’m just going into cardiac arrest ‘cause you yanked it out like a...
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megsokay reblogged this from section9 and added:
My romantic dream in life is to fall in love and get married to my best friend without ever having to go on a fucking...
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growingpangs said:
“It smells!” (Thanks, Meg.)
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