I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Quake Radley: Space Detective - A detective in space must solve a space murder.
Quake Radley: Space Detective Returns - A detective in space returns to a cold case space murder and solves it.
Quake Radley: Space Detective Rides Again - A detective in space is asked to ride a space shuttle he rode in his youth again and a space thief tries to steal the shuttle while he is on it.
Earth Quake Radley: Space Detective - A detective in space is called to Earth by the King of Earth, the talking gorilla lord, Bo-bo, to solve a talking gorilla crime.
Quake Radley: Space Detective in Space - A retired detective in space must return to the job when his talking dophin wife is kidnapped and he has to track her across space and save her.
Quake Radley: Space Detective and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - An old detective in space has to take shit from the producers squeezing a dying franchise so tight it’s already dead.
Cat Call - A group of animated kittens working at a telemarketing firm are cute.
I thought of these all in the last ten minutes. My genius has yet to be appreciated by the world.