I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (McSweeney's, The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
Life's weird, right?
I wish the Training Center had baker selling bread and rolls like always.
I would also be interested in blonde triplets constantly fawning over me.
I would also be interested if I could take any book off the library shelf, because “if [I] like it all that much, it’s [mine].”
Speaking of, I gotta return the Inception Screenplay book tonight.