I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.

You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.

I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.

 

THERE IS A WOMAN IN THE NBC OLYMPICS PRODUCTION BOOTH

It’s the only explanation for the close-up shot on “Anderson’s” wiggling ass in the Men’s Volleyball match.

Also, yesterday, the camera lingered on underwater Ryan Lochte shots—but not any other male swimmer’s.

Lady…you are doing good work. You are making all the right calls on camera angles and editing shots. WE SALUTE YOU.