I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
The Only Sandwich I Can Brownbag
After 27 years of life, I’ve finally found a sandwich that I get excited about making at home the night before and bringing to work the next day.
It is:
—2 freshly sliced loaves of fresh bakery bread
—drizzled with balsamic vinegar
—freshly sliced fresh mozzarella on one slice of bread
—freshly sliced fresh tomato on the other slice of bread
—sprinkle tarragon or other seasoning on both slices
—add two slices of salami
—combine the two sides into BOOM! one sandwich!
—bring it to work the next day with a cup of Chobani yogurt and an apple and SAVE YO LUNCH MONEY!
I would show you a photo of this glorious sandwich but it’s in my stomach. (Also I want to add basil in the future.)
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