I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Portrait of the Artist as a Young Woman Exhausted After Partying Too Hard in Brooklyn Last Night Debating Now if her Curls are Too Big and Wondering if She Has the Stamina to Make it to Her Midnight Show at the UCB Theatre Wherein She’s Playing a Long-Lost Spice Girl Who Sings about Girl Power Tools.