I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
Life's weird, right?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
With all these great guests stopping by for the summer, JULY IS FLY at the SOUR PATCH KIDS™ COOL SHOW 4 TEEN GIRLZ BEACH HOUSE this Saturday night! Inflatable palm trees? CHECK. Tevas? CHECK. Too much puka shell jewelery? NO SUCH THING. D-Ci, JaJa, and our CELEBRITY DJ IN RESIDENCE are once again counting down what’s hot for teen girlz to keep you cool all summer long- basically the opposite of that time we got kicked out of PacSun for getting Orange Julius all over those sick Hurley board shorts we couldn’t afford.
JOINING US AT THE BEACH HOUSE THIS MONTH:
SIOBHAN THOMPSON! (The Prom)
MEGHAN O’KEEFE! (Hello Giggles)
LINDSAY GAETA! (The Master Debaters)
JON BERSHAD! (Mediaite)
RYAN WILLIAMS! (Creature)
DOM MANZOLILLO! (I Hate Being Single)
PAT BAER! (404ing It)
RILEY SOLONER! (GoodGirl)Hosted as always by DAN CHAMBERLAIN & JASON FLOWERS!
Saturday, July 14th @ UCBTheatre // MIDNIGHT // $5
Promotional consideration paid for by Sour Patch Kids™: First they’re sour, then they’re sweet. Every kiss begins with sour: Sour Patch Kids™.
Summer’s in full swing so we gotz to know: WHAT’S YOUR SAND PLAN?!
Yay! I’m back to do another appearance in one of my favorite segments in one of my favorite shows in New York! I’m probably going to wear less lip stick than I did last time I did the show.
…Or am I?
I am.
ps. I find it hilarious that I’m credited from my not at all comedy-related work. What what! Political commentary, bitches!
Come to this, my babies.
I am, as I’ve mentioned, appearing as the long-lost Spice Girl, “Self-Sufficient Spice” and will be sharing songs about Girl Power Tools!
Get excited. I plan on drinking very, very, very flat champagne during this!
“Woah!”
Excited for this one!
2NITE 2NITE 2NITE
Come to this, my babies. I am, as I’ve mentioned, appearing as the long-lost Spice Girl, “Self-Sufficient Spice” and...
This should be a lot of fun!