Meghan O'Keefe

I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.

You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.

I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

mybffjeffgoldblum: “Is it hot? Oh! Oh-ho! Ah-ha! I see. You are…you, I see, are wearing a sundress…lovely…yes, do you know? It is…as people would say…”summer”. The French call it “L’ete”. Let. Let’s go…oh! I know! Let us go to the cinema. We should partake in an afternoon of adventure. We should…and I am only suggesting this. Right? We don’t have to do this. I’m not implying it’s the best idea. How-however, we should stay indoors. And yet, that-that-that does not mean we can’t still adventure. I have Netflix. I also have…oh…yes…a piano. We can sing songs. We can discuss politics. We can…did you know that the Greeks invented democracy? What is that?” —What my BFF Jeff said when I complained that it was too hot outside to go on a run with him. Heat stroke affects my mind in weird ways.

mybffjeffgoldblum:

“Is it hot? Oh! Oh-ho! Ah-ha! I see. You are…you, I see, are wearing a sundress…lovely…yes, do you know? It is…as people would say…”summer”. The French call it “L’ete”. Let. Let’s go…oh! I know! Let us go to the cinema. We should partake in an afternoon of adventure. We should…and I am only suggesting this. Right? We don’t have to do this. I’m not implying it’s the best idea. How-however, we should stay indoors. And yet, that-that-that does not mean we can’t still adventure. I have Netflix. I also have…oh…yes…a piano. We can sing songs. We can discuss politics. We can…did you know that the Greeks invented democracy? What is that?”

—What my BFF Jeff said when I complained that it was too hot outside to go on a run with him.

Heat stroke affects my mind in weird ways.

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    Heat stroke affects...mind in weird ways.
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