I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.

You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.

I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.

 

Sometimes you google “orangutan on ice skates” and the internet gives you an orangutan on a sled next to a monkey on ice skates.

Sometimes you google “orangutan on ice skates” and the internet gives you an orangutan on a sled next to a monkey on ice skates.

  1. schwarz-gerat reblogged this from peppperedmind
  2. thinkingupblognamesishard said: Ah, the perils of matching, but not quite right, keywords.
  3. ashleighrajala reblogged this from megsokay
  4. khealywu said: Thank you for your proper monkey / ape distinctions. That drives me crazy.
  5. cutesyusername reblogged this from megsokay and added:
    get that monkey a hockey stick, pronto.
  6. ripvanhinkle reblogged this from megsokay and added:
    My heart…
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  8. bobbyfinger said: FUCK THE INTERNET
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