I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
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My college pal, Melissa, posted this on Facebook. It’s from Seventeen Magazine.
My response was: “Blargh Garg Flames a;jdflkajsfl;asjf”
Because I just can’t anymore. I can’t. There’s no witty retort for this nonsense.
Though, I’d love to know if Sylvia Plath would have been considered pretty enough for Ann Shoket.
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ugh.
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i miss my old seventeen. and even atoosa.
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I’m trying to decide if this is just as bad, or worse than the article I saw in their November issue (what, I was at the...
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are you…are you kidding me……
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this… this is a real sentence in a magazine.
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I remember reading mags like this and feeling awful about my body, my clothes, my beauty routine, my lack of dates....
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Leaning towards no, but you never can tell. :/
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Wait really? That’s terrible :(
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Excellent. A+ Seventeen, A+.
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