I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.

You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.

I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.

 

rubestar:

erinmallory:

COME! THURSDAY! 7:30PM!  
http://east.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/2969
I wish I had a little girl’s party dress to wear. Maybe I’ll get one. Who knows! Come to find out.

Reminder: it’s tomorrow night, please come

Tomorrow! I’m debuting my $20 Target stripe dress for THE WORLD!

rubestar:

erinmallory:

COME! THURSDAY! 7:30PM!  

http://east.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/2969

I wish I had a little girl’s party dress to wear. Maybe I’ll get one. Who knows! Come to find out.

Reminder: it’s tomorrow night, please come

Tomorrow! I’m debuting my $20 Target stripe dress for THE WORLD!

(Source: erinmallorylong)

  1. megsokay reblogged this from rubestar and added:
    Tomorrow! I’m debuting my $20 Target stripe dress for THE WORLD!
  2. rubestar reblogged this from hellogiggles and added:
    Reminder: it’s tomorrow night, please come
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    Hey, guys! It’s their birthday!
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    DANIELLE! Baby’s first gig poster! :’)
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  7. rubestar said: ruby can lend you one!
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    I will be there!
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