I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
I’m very happy and very thankful for the awesome life I lead, but every once in a while, I wish I could fast forward a bit and be like 5 years or 10 years or 50 years older.
Like, lately, I just want to be old already. I want to own a weird cottage by a huge body of water. I want to spend all day in my craft shed making jewelry and making owls out of macrame. I just want to be with my birds. I don’t own birds and I don’t like birds, but right now I have a huge desire to be with my birds.