Meghan O'Keefe

What the press has told me:

• She’s the most beautiful woman in the world with the craziest body.
• She looks down other sports wives.
• She told members of her family to pray for Tom Brady before the Super Bowl.
• She blames the Patriots Super Bowl loss on her husband’s teammates.

What people I know in Boston who have met her have told me:

• She’s the most beautiful woman in the world with the craziest body.
• She works out at a local Kung Fu studio where she will be doing push-ups and motivating everyone to do them too while the rest of the class is exhausted and lying on the floor.
• She’ll kick grown ass men in the stomach and they’ll brag about it later.
• When she found out the Kung Fu studio’s head’s daughter was going to Costa Rica for the first time, she gave the girl the keys to her home there and let it be known that she should sleep in the master bed because it’s really nice and has great sheets. Have a good time. Byeeee.

Whatever. I kind of love Gisele Bunchen.