I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
» She bought a tricycle. It’s red and so she calls it “The Red Beast”.
» She organized a trip to a zipline with her friends from work.
» She’s going to treat herself to a steak dinner.
» She is not impressed with the historical inaccuracies depicted in The Pillars of the Earth
» She is going to go to a shooting range next year and might buy a gun. She’ll be a “pistol toting grandma”.
»”Oh…I think I understand more what you’re doing. I was watching the Rock Center last night. Do you know someone named Jenny Slade? Or Slate? Yeah, that’s it. Anyway she was talking about how she made her big break with this animation thing…not Kill the Bill…what is it? (Me: Marcel the Shell?) Yeah! That’s it. Everybody’s looking at her. And she talked about dropping the f-bomb on 30 Rock and that was the end of her big break, but then she did the Marcellus thing and they’re talking about her getting her own tv show. But they asked her how she got the 30 Rock, and she said she was known in the New York improv scene and comedy and she does a show in a bar. And I thought, ‘Oh, that’s what Meghan does. I have to tell her to find out if she knows what she’s talking about.’ So, that’s how she got her break. When are you going to get yours?”
»”Anyway, I wanted you to know that I know who she is now.”