I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
ANNE SHIRLEY WOULD SHIT HER PANTS.
Ah this is such a great angle!
hahahah whutttttt
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i want a dress like that
Fashion, okay.
She looks like a fucking duster
Wait are they being serious that the dress is amazing and they wish they could wear it to prom? WHY.
What the fuck that’s not fashion it’s like she got slammed with a dirty mister clean sponge
Oh look, a loofah.
Oh look its Cousin It!
Leigh Bowry would be proud: