I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (McSweeney's, The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
Life's weird, right?
I don’t care that I’m looking like an idiot gargling salt water in the ladies bathroom at my office or that I’m drinking ALL the lemon herbal tea. I am going to kill my scratchy, swollen, mucus-y tonsils NOW and I AM NOT GETTING A FUCKING COLD THIS DECEMBER.
I mean, I just can’t decide if making progress on a play I started a year ago today was a good idea or if I should have spent the day hate-reading things on the internet. There are so many things to have poorly informed opinions on and so little time.