I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
My mom: Oh, so did you take your laundry out again and have someone do it for you again?
Me: Yeeeaaah...it's only a few dollars more and they do a better job.
My mom: Oh they do a better job?
Me: I'm not good at laundry.
My mom: Sure you are.
Me: No, but I would be better if I had my own washer and dryer.
My mom: Sure you would. It's always easier then.
Me: But that's never going to happen.
My mom: No, I see you with your own washer and dryer combination in a few years.
Me: Hahahaha...that will never happen.
My mom: It will. I believe in you.
Also, the news team has suggested he takes me for a boat ride on the lake in Central Park or somewhere else “fun.”