July 2011
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Sometimes being a bridesmaid means standing up to...
Heather: I know! How about you go to the wedding in my place and stand in during the ceremony as my proxy, and I can stay here and watch DVD's all day!
Me: Um...I don't think Mike wants to marry me. I think he wants to marry you.
Heather: I know that! And I would be marrying Mike--you would just be my legal proxy.
Me: As your bridesmaid, I want to agree with you, but I have to strongly disadvise this plan.
Heather: But I could finally watch season five of Doctor Who! ... I should go and get my hair done, shouldn't I?
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My life today in gifs
Professional life?
Personal life?
Getting my stuff together so I can make a bus to Philly to be in a wedding in Delaware life?
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Everything I Learned About Seduction I Learned in... →
First, you’ve got to say hello.
What I meant when I was 5: You have to say hello. (I still remember one of my sister’s friends face palming herself when I said this out loud.)
What this means now: You have to say hello. For years I’ve somehow thought that the way to get a guy to notice that I liked him was to never speak in his presence and stare at him in long, awkward intervals. This might...
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The Modern Meanings of Flowers | The Hairpin →
Red roses: “I’ve been thinking about you, and what I think is I want to put my thing in your things and then I want to turn you around and put my thing in your other things. But I want you to be OK about this, OK?”
Carnations: “I knew I had to buy you flowers, but I didn’t think you were worth spending a lot of money on.”
And so forth…
(I wrote this.)
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Astronaut Elmo!
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Guys, what if I'm the prodigal daughter of...
ANSWER ME DASHBOARD!!!
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“Alef is the first letter of the Hebrew alphabet. It has been said that the...”
– Natalie Portman named her baby “Alef”.
Speaking of names…
My mom wanted to name me “Veronica”, but my dad said it was too long for a baby. My parents collectively wanted to name me “Nora”, but my grandmother said that was the name of her nemesis in...
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That awkward moment when you tell a female friend...
And you’re like, “Yeah…attractive, funny and smart men who are finally getting their shit together and seem slightly nerdy and who actually listen attentively when I speak are my type.”
That awkward moment when you think you're flirting...
(insert gif of Tobias crying in shower)
