Sometimes being a bridesmaid means standing up to...
Heather: I know! How about you go to the wedding in my place and stand in during the ceremony as my proxy, and I can stay here and watch DVD's all day!
Me: Um...I don't think Mike wants to marry me. I think he wants to marry you.
Heather: I know that! And I would be marrying Mike--you would just be my legal proxy.
Me: As your bridesmaid, I want to agree with you, but I have to strongly disadvise this plan.
Heather: But I could finally watch season five of Doctor Who! ... I should go and get my hair done, shouldn't I?
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Everything I Learned About Seduction I Learned in... →
First, you’ve got to say hello. What I meant when I was 5: You have to say hello. (I still remember one of my sister’s friends face palming herself when I said this out loud.) What this means now: You have to say hello. For years I’ve somehow thought that the way to get a guy to notice that I liked him was to never speak in his presence and stare at him in long, awkward intervals. This might...
The Modern Meanings of Flowers | The Hairpin →
Red roses: “I’ve been thinking about you, and what I think is I want to put my thing in your things and then I want to turn you around and put my thing in your other things. But I want you to be OK about this, OK?” Carnations: “I knew I had to buy you flowers, but I didn’t think you were worth spending a lot of money on.” And so forth… (I wrote this.)
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Alef is the first letter of the Hebrew alphabet. It has been said that the...– Natalie Portman named her baby “Alef”. Speaking of names… My mom wanted to name me “Veronica”, but my dad said it was too long for a baby. My parents collectively wanted to name me “Nora”, but my grandmother said that was the name of her nemesis in...
That awkward moment when you tell a female friend...
And you’re like, “Yeah…attractive, funny and smart men who are finally getting their shit together and seem slightly nerdy and who actually listen attentively when I speak are my type.”
That awkward moment when you think you're flirting...
(insert gif of Tobias crying in shower)