August 2010
Back to School Checklists of the "Stars" →
My latest for The Apiary. I hope you enjoy it!
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Dare I? →
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Silver Lining
One of the few bright spots in manning the reception desk is the guys who work on this floor are way hotter than the ones who work on mine.
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Excitement
I’m working on a new bit today that I’m legitimately excited about. It’s kind of the most challenging thing I’ve written so far, but I think it has tremendous potential. Maybe not. I don’t know. Too bad I can’t really perform it for another week, but by then I should have a good handle on it.
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I’m a smart girl, but it’s absolutely comical how TERRIBLE I am with telephones. I always botch up transfers, sound like ditz and can never smoothly express what I need to say. IT’S EMBARASSING.
Which means from 1pm-2pm (that’s right now) for the next four days I am in HELL. I’m covering my company’s reception desk so the receptionist can get lunch. Soooo not...
Where is this Emmys encore? I missed the...
AHHHH!!!!
"Thank you HBO. Like, for serious. Thank you for...
(via annahinks)
GAME OF THRONES. GAME OF THRONES. GAME OF THRONES. GAME OF THRONES.
Jewel just used an "In Memorium" segment to hype...
Did anyone else get that sense? What ever happened to class?
"I don't really like Conan."
I can’t watch anything with my roommate. I swear.
The Emmys is just a compendium of how many pop culture things we disagree on.
I must go to an open mic; Enjoy the red carpet...
As much as I’d like to live-tumblr the Emmys tonight—complete with “What ever happened to class?” ending every post—I must away to the Village. Karma mic time. A drink and five minutes of dying on stage. The things I do for my craft.
OMG Do you remember being awesome E!?
Look what you just rolled! A clip from 10 years ago on the set of Will & Grace. NPH and Molly Shannon were guesting. You used to visit the sets of TV shows that didn’t star Kardashians. What ever happened to class?
OH NO NOT THIS FUCKING INTERN WITH HIS...
annahinks:
E! used to have a sense of self-deprecation I loved. What ever happened to class?
HIDEOUSNESS
I’m half watching E!’s pre-Emmy Red Carpet Show and they just showed these HIDEOUS trend looks. What ever happened to class?
Help! Comedy nerd friends! I need your brains!!
Not because I’m a zombie though…
Okay, so it looks like I have a really good shot at getting into “Schtick or Treat” this year. It’s this show stand up comics put on for each other at Halloween where for three minutes they do an impression of another comic and do their set. It’s kind of a fun way to give homage, flex impressionist muscle, and be silly. I asked...
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Victory is Mine!
The show was a success! I had a really fun set and people laughed. I’d like to thank Aleksey, Abel, Mark, Dan, Charla, Stephanie and Chris for coming out! So much fun! And yes, waitresses wearing bikinis…hmpf…
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emcash:
I’ve been on like, 3 “follow Friday” lists today :’) I feel so special
This post describes exactly how I feel today as well.
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Follow Friday
These are good people who deserve your love, your follow and your time:
itssaturdaynightlive
emcash
finalinfinity
luckypaperstars
buildingaladder
geekilicious
dreamandwake
theleafsmayfall
annahinks
falselashes
bluths
franstarr
ilianainocencio
ceosandofficehoes
bonnieam
crabcakes
gobiasindustries
jellabyjones
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Me at an open mic - Ochi’s Motel - 8/25/10
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I like how everyone I know online is sad Will Forte is leaving SNL…unless they are comics in NYC.
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You can't see me, but you can hear me.
It occurred to me that I don’t really have any good video of me doing stand up yet (still a baby!), but I now have a shit ton of audio recordings on my iPhone. Theoretically, I should be able to post them on here, right? Would people even be interested in hearing my stuff? There are a lot of comedy nerds on my tumblr. So, maybe some of you could offer feedback or maybe some of you are...
I have the most obstinate wisdom teeth ever. I wasn’t even supposed to get them, and then one started coming in last November. Worse, they are coming in super slow so the dentist can’t even do anything about it. “How slow?” you ask. The original one isn’t all the way in still, and the one below is finally coming in now. That’s just one side of my mouth. No word...
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“All women doing comedy are making feminist comedy, whether they choose to define...”
– —Margaret Cho
I’m not going to speak to her point about “hostility”, because I don’t know if audiences and other comics have been any more hostile to me because I’m a woman. I would think inexperience is more likely. I will say that being a female comedian is a...
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I am a dork. Last night I got my first ever nomination for “Joke of the Night” at Bring It, the PIT’s open mic. I’m so dorkily proud of this minor achievement that I’m posting about it on tumblr. NERD ALERT!
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Oh gosh, I just started following a Harry Potter fan tumblr. Because sometimes, you need to just go home nerd-wise.
