December 2010
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Dec 31st
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"...except instead of a canvas, you paint your...
Screencaps courtesy jezebel.com.
Dec 31st
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2010: A Year in Review
And now for a sentimental post of self-examination.. I kept a LiveJournal for six years before I moved to New York and started this tumblr. I refuse to link to it because it is a sad dorky place of sad dorkiness. However, there are posts and comments worth saving, so I haven’t deleted the thing forever yet. Also, I have this game now when I’m really bored to log back into my LJ and...
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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If only someone responsible could tell me to stop...
…but I’m 26 and I’m the responsible one now.
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 23rd
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How 'bout no?
I talked to my mom last night on the phone and mentioned that I had a couple of rough mics (which were mostly my fault because I’ve been mentally and emotionally pushing myself too hard to deliver good sets under pressure) and she suggested that I should give up doing stand up. You know, because if you’ve only doing something incredibly difficult for six months and it’s still...
Dec 20th
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In response to replies..
 growingpangs replied to your post: Disaster. Well, Disappointment, at least. From Jean Grey to Kitty Pryde? (Man, I’m nerding out tonight.) It’s more dark auburn than brown or red. So, Scarlet Witch.  buildingaladder replied to your post: Disaster. Well, Disappointment, at least. ANNE WITH AN E!!!! MEGHAN WITH AN H!!!! I like to think I’m a Jo March or an Elizabeth Bennett or...
Dec 20th
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Disaster. Well, Disappointment, at least.
I tried to dye my hair at home because I had an inch of dark roots and a head of auburn hair—and I’m cheap and impatient. Because I couldn’t find the shade of red my friend recommended, I opted for a box of auburn. On the plus side, I no longer have an inch of dark roots. On the minus side, my hair is entirely dark auburn. I’m a brunette again and not a redhead.  ...
Dec 20th
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Christmas Card Update
Hey guys, I know I was going to create a wacky Christmas postcard and mail it to some of you before the holidays. Unfortunately, because I’m a boob, I procrastinated until tonight. I won’t get the cards until the middle of next week when I’ll be in Idaho. So…if I promised to mail them from a NYC post office and that was important to you, I can buy tourist postcard on...
Dec 17th
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Could Paul Feig's Bridesmaids Be The First Great... →
Sheesh. As much as it excites me to hear there might be a great female ensemble comedy for next year, I hate how male comics and comedy writers like to pretend Clueless (or for that matter, Legally Blonde and Mean Girls) never existed. 
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Suck it, Hangover!
Is it possible to wake up hungover and still feel like this? Answer: YES.
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Gain some perspective...
A friend in Boston just posted on Facebook that they are going to Asgard (my favorite karaoke spot in the world) tonight and I responded that I wish I was there. I do wish I was going to be there, but then I remembered what I’m doing tonight. Going to a Company Holiday Party in Times Square. (BOOZE!) Then rushing to the Village to conduct an interview for The Apiary Performing stand up in...
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Inside with: Sara Schaefer | The Apiary →
Hey everybody! This is the interview I teased last week. Sara Schaefer, who is the Head Blogger/Researcher for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, was kind enough to do this interview about her work on the show and how her stand up has evolved in recent years. 
Dec 14th
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Louis taping at the Comedy Cellar (12/13/10)
Thoughts on being one of the lucky few in Louis’s audience last night… How do I describe the experience of seeing Louis CK tape his stand up bits for the next season of Louis?? It was amazing. Transcendent. Inspiring. Entertaining. Mostly it just felt like an honor. The Comedy Cellar is a small, cozy comedy club. There could not have been more than 100 people packed in for the show....
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Me doing the comedies
Hey people in NYC, if you would like to see me do stand up, I will be performing at the Holiday Cocktail Lounge (75 St. Marks’s Place) this Wednesday night. I’m not sure when the show starts, but I’ll be performing after 8:30pm. It’ll be fun. Especially since I’ll be coming from an office Holiday party…so…I will be loose and ready to perform.  p.s. Do...
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Teaser...
I just completed an interview for The Apiary that I’m kind of, sort of, pretty excited about! It’s someone I’ve recently met in real life (who is SUPER NICE) who was kind enough to talk about her awesome day job and about her stand up comedy. I want to give a hint about the day job (since I know a couple of you who follow me are HUGE fans of the show she works for), but if I name...
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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The Ways I Know My Cold Has Gotten Worse:
I started to pass out on my bed at 10:40 pm. Last night (& this morning) I was that girl on subway coughing and sniffling that I usually sneer at. I kept waking up last night with a hacking cough. I still have a slight hacking cough. (Damn you, PHLEGM!) I’ve blowing neon yellow goo out of my nose. My voice is getting scratchy—but I’m trying to not be...
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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“Dear day: You feel that shadow creeping behind you? That’s me getting...”
– I’m beginning to think my twitter is just an excuse for me to be a total drama queen.
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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“When I first moved here I was sitting in a Starbucks when Molly Shannon walked...”
– Kristen Schaal in an interview with the Gothamist. This was exciting for me to read because when I first moved to NYC I met Kristen Schaal in the bathroom of Mustang Sally’s. And like Molly Shannon was to her, she was “so kind and actually talked to me about my comedy career, which was...
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Because I'm all about mainstream appeal...
…I’m going to try to use this downtime at work to (finally) write a sketch about Sylvia Plath.
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 4th
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Happy Holiday!
I don’t know if you understood the last post, but I have an important list of things to do tonight.  Get off work Find macaroons Buy macaroons Go home Get changed into something way more awesome Go to the East Village Meet up with Meredith Eat macaroons Watch Burlesque while under the influence of 4LOKO Go to Red Star for “Too Cool For School” Eat salt and vinegar...
Dec 3rd
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