I live in New York. I am a comedian, writer and actor. My day job is blogging for VH1.com. I write about the silly things celebrities and pop stars do, so you know...God's work.
You may have seen my writing on many other reputable websites (The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, xojane.com, The Hairpin, Splitsider, The FW, etc.). I also write crazy blogs about Game of Thrones, Magneto and Jeff Goldblum.
I don't want to talk about anything with you except Star Trek Into Darkness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Doctor Who?? Will We Find Out The Doctor’s Name Tonight? | Best Week Ever
I wrote this in ten minutes. Contains some of my more well-developed Who theories*.
*actually it does
The 10 Weirdest, Wackiest and Most Weirdly Good Songs From Eurovision 2013 | VH1.com
bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! I tricked them all! They let me post this on their American blog! bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I’ve been bringing up my cat too much in public lately. HELP.
(Source: halpertjames)
She believes in me.
My mom: Oh, so did you take your laundry out again and have someone do it for you again?
Me: Yeeeaaah...it's only a few dollars more and they do a better job.
My mom: Oh they do a better job?
Me: I'm not good at laundry.
My mom: Sure you are.
Me: No, but I would be better if I had my own washer and dryer.
My mom: Sure you would. It's always easier then.
Me: But that's never going to happen.
My mom: No, I see you with your own washer and dryer combination in a few years.
Me: Hahahaha...that will never happen.
My mom: It will. I believe in you.
vh1:
We know you’re all partial to Benedict, but there’s been some other hot Star Trek villains too…
Yeah, but who is Benedict Cumberbatch partial to?? Or Zachary Quinto??
CHECK OUT THE UPDATED POST FOR CUMBERBATCH AND QUINTO VIDEO!!!!!!
Just found out that I will most likely be interviewing an up-and-coming British actor who may or may not know that I’ve openly blogged numerous times about how hot I think he is in the relatively near future.
Also, the news team has suggested he takes me for a boat ride on the lake in Central Park or somewhere else “fun.”
